Thursday, June 08, 2006

*star wars sound track*

Well, I was fed up and angry, and a thiny whiny bit annoyed, soooo.. I did it the unethical way.

NO! Don't go thinking rude things!

Being a supersexy superheroine does have some advantages. I have contacts in the high ranks, close underpayed employees of the big boss. So I stormed into his office, and before he could utter a word I had my pointer finger pointing exactly in between his eyes.

"EROS!" I said bravely...

"Give me back my powers!" *fire burning in my eyes*.

"NOW!" *thunders flashing out of my ears*..

"or else...!"

.. he was trembling all over I tell you. He couldn't even speak I tell you! And he pointed at a nice mauve coloured bottle on his fire place. I walked over to it, never taking my eyes off the naked brute, grabbed the bottle and drank my powers back. Ahhh, felt so good to be my self again. Temptation was too great.. there were so many bottles there, all powers no one was ever going to reclaim... I grabbed a nice cherry red one and *gulp* down it went.

"Thanks boss"

And out I flew to the rescue of my fans!

...not such a bad guy after all...

68 comments:

Janice said...

I need to grab some of that stuff hanina.. which bottle colour would you suggest for me? I won't ask for Eros' opinion.. we're in bad terms u know..

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