Tuesday, October 20, 2009

once upon a time..

... a loooong loooong time ago, when the skies were bluer and the grass greener; there existed a gadget that eased everyone's life by so much. It was indespensable for the peaceful flow of the life and everyone used this simple yet indespensable object: THE INDICATOR. Many nowadays have never heard of this mysterious word, and those who are familiar with it, know only the rumour fogging its existance. The indicator is indeed existinct nowadays because an evil witch one day cursed it with incredibly base/ shallow/ stupid/ (...) users. And that, my dear friends, saw the end of it.

The devastation that this vanish-ment has caused is endless. The users.. the dear drivers, are sinking deeper and deeper in the witch's curse and the roads are doomed to perish in the fires of hell.

Please, prepare yourself for the worse, ideally buy a new car in order to break it better, study the oxfort dictionary of swear words, and amass onto the tarmac. May God be with you.