where art thou oh heroine??

..he was just about to step off when I grabbed him from the collar and pulled him in. Stupid a**hole. What a waste of life it would have been.

Anyhow, I could try it myself, see what happens, hadnt it been for my being able to fly. Nothing much to fly for when the answer you get back is: "sssh, its a secret, dont let the others see it! They'd feel uncomfortable!!"

What about ME??!! Damn it.

Forgive me.. not meaning to be rude, but certain men simply ask for a good beating eh. I'm sick of crying myself to sleep.. HEROINES dont do it!! I mean, I took up the job just for this! Not crying to sleep. And I'm ending up doing it all the time. And in the instruction booklet there's written:
"Guaranteed not to ever lack courage. Able to face any situation with great confidence and decision."

Yeah.. my knickers.

I give up..